"Trump would ask to have two babies placed in his office usually of different ethnicities".
Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski had Wolff on (played by Fred Armisen), and they grilled him over the portions of his book which might not be completely accurate. "Someone would put a bowl of Goldfish Crackers on the other side of the room and Trump would say, 'A thousand bucks on the black one'".
Armisen played the author as flippant about the truth of the tales in his sensational new book about the Trump White House.
"No one gets the Bannon fired", he said.
When asked if that was true, Armisen's Wolff replied, "Yeah". "You had fun? So what's the problem, you got the gist, so shut up".
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I'm certainly not disappointed when you look at the league table. "We will make a decision whether we think he should start, or start on the bench".
Murray's Bannon didn't let his moment go by without reminding everyone he was the one who convinced the country to elect Trump, though, and he threatened to "do it again".
"I'm working on a web series for Crackle, it's called 'Cucks in Cars Getting Coffee.'" Not to mention a whole host of political protégés, including reviled YouTuber Logan Paul, pharma-bro Martin Shkreli, and imprisoned pedophile Jared from Subway.
Bill Murray's Steve Bannon then showed up to talk about the book.
"It is time for America to slide down the Bannon-ster."".
"I thought I smelled lavender and money", said Brzezinski. "But I'm different from Donald Trump because I'm actually a billionaire".