"We're older, but I don't think many of us are wiser", original cast member Ronnie Ortiz-Magro says at one point in the trailer, after sharing the fact that he's a soon-to-be father.
"I love my children but I never let loose", opines Farley, 32, who listed her Toms River mansion, pictured with six bedrooms and a tanning bed, for $1.59 million in December.
The trailer for the Jersey Shore revival Jersey Shore: Family Vacation is out offering a preview of the mess and craziness that come along with the return of the gym-loving and tan-fixated crew. Snooki and JWoww are now mothers of two, while Ronnie is going to be a first-time dad to his child with girlfriend, Jen Harley. "Motherhood has made me insane!"
The trailer also touches on Sorrentino's recent tax evasion case, for which he faces up to five years in prison.
Putin says Russian Federation will launch mission to Mars in 2019
Mars exploration is heating up and Russian Federation plans to beat NASA in exploring the moon and the red planet. In 2011, the ill-fated Phobos-Grunt probe was unable to be fired toward the orbit of the red planet after launch.
"Prison's no joke. It's scary", Snooki notes.
"Jersey Shore Family Vacation" premieres April 5 at 8 p.m. on MTV.
Fans of the show, meanwhile, can catch up on past episodes on MTV, which began airing re-runs of previous Jersey Shore seasons, which filmed in Seaside Heights, this week.
According to Deadline, the network will broadcast four Road to Vacation specials that will look back on some of the show's most memorable moments.
Jersey Shore: Family Vacation is a proper send-off for The Situation. Polizzi says to close the trailer.