"I was married to Bruce Willis for the first three Die Hard movies, which makes sense, because the last two sucked", she announced, as reported by USA Today. "I hope this roast doesn't end with you realizing your career was dead the entire time".
Bruce and Demi were married from 1987 - 2000. "For those of you that don't know me, I am Demi Moore", she said on stage, according to People. Bruce, don't be so hard on yourself, you had much bigger failures. "I mean Planet Hollywood, Hudson Hawk, Striking Distance, campaigning for Michael Dukakis, turning down Clooney's role in Ocean's Eleven to focus on playing the harmonica?" Even when, amazingly, a "rather obnoxious Dennis Rodman... stumbled through his ribald set".
The roast panel included a number of Willis' former acting co-workers, as well as a few perennial Comedy Central roasters (namely Jeff Ross).
When it was Willis' turn, he didn't hold back, telling Norton, "You've rubbed more people the wrong way than Harvey Weinstein".
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However Willis, or anyone else, wants to classify it, Die Hard was a certified commercial success, spawning four sequels, the most recent being 2013's A Good Day to Die Hard.
He said: "Joseph played a younger me in Looper".
While Willis only took the stage briefly, as is customary for the subject of a roast, he did use the opportunity to close the ceremonies with the strong declaration that "Die Hard is not a Christmas movie!" His backhanded career analysis wondered how he, a highly respected master of the craft, could be more like Willis, who makes millions cocking an eyebrow and saying "some cryptic shit that literally not one person in the room understands and have everyone laugh their asses off".
Tommaso Boddi via Getty Images Demi Moore had plenty of roasting material for ex-husband Bruce Willis over the weekend.